July 2010
5 posts
Keystyle Battle 2010 →
kevinbauer:
throw them fuckin’ hands up
KaBauer in the building
I’m mo’ boss than Tony Danza
Yeah, throw yo fuckin hand up,
Hail your Taxi, Tony Danza
Now I know I don’t need no introduction,
But it seems for awhile my rhymes have been under construction
Renovated and revamped I’m gonna lay this shit down
Brick by brick, pound by pound,
The scales are tippin in my direction
Leaning right...
http://brad250.blogspot.com/
I went to high school with this guy. He’s attempting (and so far succeeding) to watch the IMDB top 250 in 250 days. Every day he watches a movie and writes his opinion including ranking/year/director/starring, whats good, whats bad, if it’s deserving of it’s spot-etc. Anyways, I’ve really enjoyed reading his critiques so far, and think some more people should check it out;...
The Untold Story
“Listen Stacey. I don’t know how to tell you this, but I can’t see you anymore.”
“What? What’re you talking about? Is there someone else?”
“Well, yeah…there is”
“No, wait, I can change really, I can be like her! We can work things out and-“
“Well, maybe if you just gained a little weight and, uh, wore your pants up a...
June 2010
3 posts
Car Accident, October 2008
“What the hell?! You had to have seen me, I put on my blinker a good 30 seconds before merging!”
“What?! 30 seconds my ass! How about the next time you try checking your mirrors!”
“Oh, alright, alright, this is all making sense now, is that an Obama sticker on your window?”
“Oh, you’re really going to bring politics into this? OK, ok, McCain, Palin ’08? I could almost respect you a little if it...
“I love beauty. I fall in love with beautiful things, beautiful people. I’m always in love, always falling in love. I’m in love with the moon. I love abandoned buildings. I’m in love with the dress Penelope Cruz wore to the Oscars that one time. I’m in love with Christopher McCandless. Good poetry makes me cry. Women with hauntingly angelic voices, I love them...
May 2010
3 posts
Factory Farming
Getting really upset reading these facts and books and websites.I don’t know if I was naive enough to believe that all animals just lived out a normal happy life on a farm somewhere before they ended up in fast food restaurants and family grills across america. Or maybe I just didn’t care to know. I’m seeing so many disturbing things, pictures that actually make me cry and...
April 2010
3 posts
Goal #2
I always get urges to draw trees. I don’t know why. Every time I see a pretty tree I’m like, wow, I’d really like to draw that. I always think I’m a horrible drawer or don’t have the pacience for it so I never do. Goal time. This week I’m going to draw a tree. It’s going to feel wonderful no matter what the finished product is. My roomate’s letting...
Goal #1: Accomplished
I did it you guys! I now know all the presidents and atleast one (in some cases arguably) random, pointless fact about them. I figured no one would actually want to see a video of me ranting them off, but if you ever want to know something about Millard Fillmore, or who the 17th president was, just ask. Expect goal #2 coming out as soon as I decide what I want to do next.
Goal #1
I’ve decided to try something out. I have a bunch of random things I’ve always wanted to do or know or try. They always end in just talk and no follow through, so this is what I’m doing to set a deadline to these goals. I’m going to decide on a goal whether it be learning a hacky sack trick, reading this book, etc, and assign an appropriate deadline. Hopefully this will...
March 2010
5 posts
I want to know more music and watch more movies and travel to more places and learn these instruments and read these books and I want to write this music and these books and these sketches and these screen plays. I want to learn more languages, and know about other cultures and countries. I want to know more people, I want more people to know me. I want to know what its like to live in the...
2nd Breakfast: Starvation as brought to you by The... →
-Rufio, we haven’t eaten for days. We need food or we’re going to starve to death.
-Use your imagination!
-Yeah, see—the thing about imagination is that it’s not real, it’s made up. Imagination has zero caloric intake and no nutritional value of any kind. We’re starving Rufio, we can’t go on…
Starvation as brought to you by The Lost Boys from “The Lost Boys”
Uhm, Kiefer...
February 2010
2 posts
Spokesman Swap
Director, Mr. Peters, talking to his staff
“Alright guys, we’ve got a big day ahead of us. We have 4 commercials due by 5o’clock. Luckily we’ll be working with some of the best, most experienced spokesmen in the business. These people have shot countless commercials for their products, so they’ve been around the block a time or two. If you checked your schedules, you’ll see that we have the Mr....
Moustache-O-Rama →
January 2010
2 posts
WatchMetallica’s Enter Sandman on Kazoo. Do I really have to say anything else?
KlickHear. →
December 2009
1 post
Well, I’ve been inspired again. Earlier this year one spring storm sort of awoke my senses. I didn’t know why, but I wanted to write about it, wanted to remember it. I didn’t want to let the feeling fade, and yet, here I am, in december, recalling the feeling for the first time since it left.
April 2, 2009
No more than 45 minutes ago, I was upstairs on my computer (my current...
November 2009
2 posts
Library Day at Oakland Elementary
This is ridiculous. We get it, we get it. Couldn’t this whole fire safety presentation be summed up in “stop, drop, and roll”? And whose parents haven’t taught them the whole “check the door with the back of your hand to see if it’s hot first” trick? Really? Can’t the fire marshal just wrap it up already?
And of course the school always has to schedule something during the same time as library...
WatchI’m not really sure what I’m doing right now with this whole tumblr thing. But I love this video…and just about anyone who can play a mean uke.