“What the hell?! You had to have seen me, I put on my blinker a good 30 seconds before merging!”

“What?! 30 seconds my ass! How about the next time you try checking your mirrors!”

“Oh, alright, alright, this is all making sense now, is that an Obama sticker on your window?”

“Oh, you’re really going to bring politics into this? OK, ok, McCain, Palin ’08? I could almost respect you a little if it was just McCain, but you’re actually still supporting Palin after that whole Russia statement?”

“So whose tax dollars are you gonna use to fix this mistake?”

“I wouldn’t dream of taking even a cent from the American billionaires, not when you have piles lying around from the hard working middle class”

 “That’s it, I’m calling the police”

 “Go ahead, call the police, hell, call the military for all I care – oh wait, that’s right, they’re all in Iraq!”

“Why don’t you just call up your good buddies at ACORN, they should be able to make everything swing your way”

“I guess if you brought the troops home you’d just replace them oil drills any ways!”

“No you’re right, let’s just hope someone finds a way to mass produce pixie dust for our cars to run on!”

“Maybe they could use the pixie dust to keep McCain alive long enough to see the election results”

“He’s gonna need it if his health insurance is taken away”

“Alright, I’ve had enough of this, let’s just exchange information and get out of here.  I’m assuming you have identification besides your NRA papers?”

“That depends; do you have insurance that’s not government mandated?”

“Oh, your name’s Joe, why am I not surprised?”

Police car with Ralph Nader sticker pulls up

“Is everything alright here, gentlemen?”